Playground Politician Gifts

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I'm bored."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

Children playing football.

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Little boys

A boy with a football

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

Riding the statue.