Playground Debaters Gifts

"So, what do you do for play?"

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

Changing Minds

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Playground reputation.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"You're young enough to play tag, but not old enough to borrow my phone to play phone tag."

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

"Don't be scared, David! Mommy's here with your crumb of validation."

Headphone swing

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Modern Nursery Rhymes

"He goes to a real party preschool."

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

Mind Narrows road sign.

Pinata Pranks

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

You Always Get to Be the Good Guy