Playground Politician Pillows

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

"I'm bored."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'So, now we have ascertained who is responsible...'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."

Children playing football.

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

A boy with a football

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Little boys

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

"So where do you get all your ideas from?"