Park Politics Enthusiast Pillows

"Go tell that girl in the yellow dress that her mom doesn’t deserve Rick."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

New Resident of Downing Street

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Trump

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

DUNVOTIN

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Armageddon

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

British Prime Minister

Lord George brings news of the debate

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'