City Politics Aficionado Pillows

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Sir Winston Churchill

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Armageddon

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

New Resident of Downing Street

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Europe and immigration.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

The House of Commons.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

John F. Kennedy

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

Denazification

Scapegoat of the Year

Joe Biden

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?