City Politics Aficionado Pillows

'Our drug cartel would like to help Lambeth Council fight the cuts, respecting criteria of inclusion and diversity.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Armageddon

'When training my son, keep him totally ignorant. I'm grooming him to be VP in-charge-of -denials.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Not a surprise, coming from the new boss - who looks about 6 years old.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Denazification

'Underestimate him at your own risk. When he first came here, everybody laughed and said he didn't have a snowball's chance. Now he's our regional supervisor. Go figure!'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

Scapegoat of the Year

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

The House of Commons.

Joe Biden

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

'Here you are, Simmons!'