Playground Power Broker Pillows

I rule by fear.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

A fight in the Boardroom.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Recess does things to a man."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

Caution: use only under child supervison

That kid's all business.

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'People have been known to lose an eye when a wink goes seriously wrong.'

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

Little boys

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Multisports

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'The kids take it very seriously - I'm sure it's their father's fault.'

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

Riding the statue.

Worldwide Global Conglomerate, Takeover Division: 'FRIENDLY',,,'HOSTILE',

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'