Power Broker Pillows

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."

I thought we'd let the committee decide... What committee?

'I love it. It's a win-lose situation.'

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"All power to the board of directors!"

'Money, power, money, power -- it's a vicious circle.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Man has 'NO' built into desk.

"Right, I'd like to open my ideas up to criticism from anybody who would like to lose their jobs."

'As your new CEO, I want to tell you... we need to talk.'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some are allowed to work for great men like me.'

'Cromwell, see what my attorneys can do about this 'meek-inheriting-the-earth' business.'

choosing a new leader is a bit like buying a new car - needs to be easy to steer!

Barack Obama ousted from the number one spot on Forbes' list of most powerful people by Vladimir Putin.

"No need to shake hands on the deal. A squint and scowl are sufficient."

Power

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"It's perfectly okay, officer. I'm a lobbyist!"

'I'm part of the Bigwig Society.'

'Actually, they look like ants down there too.'

'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'

Gobbling Up The Smaller Competition

"Imagine the mess the world would be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

You'll find you can't be successful without making a few enemies.

Hostile Takeover

"I've been soaking my aching feet ever since I made it to the top. I had to step on a lot of people to get here."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

"Was that your first foray into politics?"

"I've made my fortune, and now it's time for me to run for office and consolidate it."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."