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Children playing divorcees

'Yes, it is.' - 'No, it isn't.' - 'It is.' - 'It isn't.' - 'Is to a million.' - 'Isn't to a million plus one.' - 'Is to infinity!' - 'Isn't to infinity plus one.' - 'Duh - that's still infinity.' - 'Isn't to infinity plus two - ha!' - 'Give me strength.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Recess does things to a man."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Ready Mum?'

Converted Parking Garage

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Playground reputation.

Office Park

If bar stools were like playground swings...

I rule by fear.

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Turn Down For What.

"Goo-goo, ga-ga!"

Yo Yo Tricks.

Little boys

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'