Playful Religious Themes Fan Gifts

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Tiny Visions

United Church of OMG

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Let there be cool.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'Hello, Madame, we'd like to talk to you about cod...'

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Matthew, Mark, Luke and 'John'.

Ikea Manger

'Thou shall not kill, comma...'

"Don't take this wrong, we 5,000 are appreciative of the food, we just thought next time a little variety might be nice."

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"

Jesus Shaves