Playful Religious Themes Fan Prints

'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

Tiny Visions

United Church of OMG

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Let there be cool.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"Are you sure the chicken soup was kosher? A guy inside said it's the last supper he'll be eating here."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

'Don't you realize you're inside a church? Take off your hat!'

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

'The last thing I remember is something about a 'once in a lifetime' offer.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

"Go forth and get me a PR consultant."

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

Priest reading 'Confessions of a Window Cleaner'.

Ikea Manger

'Thou shall not kill, comma...'

"Don't take this wrong, we 5,000 are appreciative of the food, we just thought next time a little variety might be nice."

"Unbelievable—Lohri's not even over and already the stores are putting out their Baisakhi stuff."

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"

"Ye, just like I thought. Mennonites."