Playful Chefs Gifts

Sushi For Men...

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Better Not Squash.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Needs more kale.'

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Stand back - while I whip something up

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Cutting round an igloo...

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Hoopla!'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Football Pudding

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

Multi-Functional

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

'Mud Again?'

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'

Home on the Range.