Playful Chefs Prints

Sushi For Men...

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Better Not Squash.

'Needs more kale.'

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

Stand back - while I whip something up

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Noodle exchange program.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Football Pudding

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'Hoopla!'

Cutting round an igloo...

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

"So if I replace all the ingredients with sand I should be okay."

"Can't talk now, I'm dicing with death, we're doing stir-fry."

Multi-Functional

'Mud Again?'

Home on the Range.

'Leave us alone, you big bully!'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

'My mum's not very hygienic... She cooks carrots and peas in the same pot!'