Funny Outdoor Chefs Prints

'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Sausages.

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Better Not Squash.

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'Needs more kale.'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Who like 'em well done?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Wife with frying pan waits for hubby to catch fish.

"I want you to be well in life, son...."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."