Pizza Prince Gifts

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Carpe pizza"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Sisyphus Pizza

'My hero!'