Pizza Patriot Gifts

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Military Medals

Menu Dating

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

UNFADED GLORY

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Stupid Microwave

Veterans Day '20

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"