Pizza Patriot Gifts

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Military Medals

Menu Dating

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

UNFADED GLORY

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Stupid Microwave

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Veterans Day '20

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Pizza Tower Bridge

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!