Pizza Passionista Gifts

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Pizza By The Slice

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Stupid Microwave

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"Carpe pizza"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).