Pizza Passionates Gifts

'We may be here for a while. It took us three days to agree on whether we wanted sausage or pepperoni.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Menu Dating

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

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"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Sisyphus Pizza

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort