Pizza Passionates Pillows

'We may be here for a while. It took us three days to agree on whether we wanted sausage or pepperoni.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

Children playing games

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Stupid Microwave

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

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"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Sisyphus Pizza

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.