Palette Passionates Pillows

The art of painting

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

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'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Stop staring"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Henri Matisse

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

Shadow Artist

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"I forgot blue."

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Still life?

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Starving artists' sale.

Claude Monet

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

"I paint only what I love..."

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

Man driving very small car

'Nothing worse than a fussy ref!' (Football referee matching cards with colour chart).