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The art of painting

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

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'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Artistic License

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Stop staring"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

Henri Matisse

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Shadow Artist

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"I forgot blue."

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Still life?

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Another Famous 'First Meeting:' Monet and Manet.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Paint Ball shop has artists painting balls.

Claude Monet

"I paint only what I love..."

Starving artists' sale.

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

Painter of fortune: the magazine of artistic adventure

Man driving very small car