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Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Ghostbasters 3

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

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"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Haunted museum

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'Well doctor, is it serious?'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

Bad luck

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

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The art of painting

'I'm minding it for a friend.'

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

'So, Al, how are you getting along with Criswell?'

"Wanna be my boo?"

Man driving very small car

"Yes, it's a sprinkler system, but it's not water. It's antibacterial soap. It is flu season."

'We may be here for a while. It took us three days to agree on whether we wanted sausage or pepperoni.'

I love my clarinet

'We discovered two things to-day. Org discovered fire and I discovered bandages.'

"There's been nothing wrong with me lately and that's got me worried."

Wives in the Trees

"What did you say today was?. . ."

'I do enjoy dead-heading the roses.'

Surrey with a lunatic fringe on top.

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

"Gentlemen, one of us is a mole!"

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