Pastry Passionista Gifts

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

You're the puff in my pastry!

Today's special... donuts.

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Baking

Jewish Geometry

Coffee shop

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Cookery Lesson.

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"George often brings his work home with him."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

She found baking helped enormously.

American Pastry

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Come dine with me!

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'Why can't I make my pastry light?'

Greedy child

Here's one I made earlier.

"Where's the Danish?"

"It sure is great to be back in France."

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'