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In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Pizza By The Slice

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Children playing games

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Carpe pizza"

"And you guarantee it's free if it isn't delivered within thirty minutes?"

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.