Postal Passionista Mugs

A duck on postage stamp.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Royal Mail Privatisation

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Horace

'The woodpecker is extra.'

Airmail box.

Alexander Blok