Postal Passionista Prints

A duck on postage stamp.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

Michelangelo's first and last attempt at the splatter technique.

Royal Mail Privatisation

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

"What would make it perfect, egg salad or pastrami?"

Envelopes.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'Your boyfriend doesn't get along with your cat? DUMP HIM!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Actually, I really admire him. He pushes the envelope!

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

Postman delivering post

Horace

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Alexander Blok

'The woodpecker is extra.'

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Airmail box.