Usa Patriot Gifts

Fizzled Economic Recovery

9/11/2001 - 9/11/2011

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Military Medals

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

UNFADED GLORY

Veterans Day '20

"We fear no more for today is our Independence Day!"

"And who, may I ask, is financing this startup country?"

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Look...a fresh one!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

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'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

America's New Dawn

Barack Obama

The Eureka Stockade

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"But first, our national anthem."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

The Brexcalibur

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

'Hey! Who got barbecue sauce all over the declaration?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Remembering All The American Idols.

"I'm glad you got to meet some of my heroes, Katie..."