Young Patriot Gifts

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Military Medals

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

UNFADED GLORY

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

Veterans Day '20

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'Look...a fresh one!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Television guests' essentials in November.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

"He's retreated into nationalism."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

America's New Dawn

Barack Obama

'Betsy Ross knitted it for me.'

The Brexcalibur

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

The Eureka Stockade