Youthful Politician Gifts

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Danae's spent all this week writing new amendments, which I can only assume means she doesn't know what it'll take to get them into the constitution...so I sent her a link on the process...'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

I rule by fear.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"With great power comes zero responsibility."

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Biblical Teenager

"I'm thinking of getting into office politics."

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'The greenest government ever?'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

"Eat your borscht. Don't you want to be President of the Soviet Union when you grow up?"

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

'I'd like to run for class president but I don't want to put my family through a background check.'

"We're offering twenty million plus incentives over a four-year period, Mrs. Morton. Can Timmy come out and play?"

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'