Pizza Philanthrope Gifts

"Unpaid Bill's House of Pizza"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'It's my favorite.'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

Children playing games

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

Pizza Tower Bridge