Pizza Prince Mugs

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

Stupid Microwave

"Carpe pizza"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Pisa Hut.

'My hero!'

No! I said a 100-foot Piazza!

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

Sisyphus Pizza

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'