Pitchfork Expert Gifts

Farm Humor.

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

The Goalkeeper

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

'It's the next big thing, but I can't fit it through the door.'

Football Crazy.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'Any questions?'

Fascism? You're Soaking In It.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Ryan Giggs

"Fantastic business concept! I'm sure with that we'll convince the bank to give us a 87,000,000 Euro loan!"

'You're just making it harder on yourself, Dirkwood! You're being relieved! Step off the mound! ... He's not budging...'

Bring in the baritone. The bass' pitch is too low.

"I'm approving it, you don't have to beg."

Football Countdown.

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Football anagrams: U.S.A. Has oil (Answer: Louis Saha)

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Granted, the Board of Directors didn't think much of your proposal, but I think they'll be impressed by your resilience!'