Pitchfork Perfectionist Gifts

At least he could say that he straightened the prongs of the fork today.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Elevator Pitch

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Apparently, wild hopes and dreams, re-enacted by Barbie and Ken, are no substitute for a solid business plan.'

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

Football Crazy.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Santa's Out Tray.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'You want to run that by me again?'