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At least he could say that he straightened the prongs of the fork today.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

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I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

'I'll take the one on the right.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Jessica has an idea about going to the beach that she'd like to pitch you."

'Here's where you give me non-comprehending nods of approval.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Football Crazy.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

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Personal Cheerleader.

'Any questions?'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

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"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'You want to run that by me again?'