Playful Pitchfork Ponderer Gifts

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Hamlet

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Frog Baby Names

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Rodins rotten juggler

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Meds Toast

The Meaning of Life

Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'Since you're a teacher, we picked this one from the Tree of Knowledge.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

Fingers

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"People are crazy."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'