Playful Pitchfork Ponderer Pillows

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Hamlet

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Frog Baby Names

'How did he make the world in six days?'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

The Meaning of Life

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Rodins rotten juggler

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Meds Toast

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Fingers

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

"People are crazy."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'