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Swan Lake Auditions

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Guitarist

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

The Little Top.

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Pirate

Prince

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Ballet Beggar.

Pirouettes

Music

'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

Neat Trick.

Ballet Shoes

Impressive resume.

Bath Juggler

"Oh, look, honey! It's Rick, my shrink. Hey, Rick! Over here! It's me, Larry! Rick! Rick! Rick!!"

Twirling Dancer

Ballerina