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"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Hush puppy.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Bathing the dog

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

The Rolling Bones

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

One man and his dog.

'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'

"Where's your evidence?"

Prince

Dog.

'Oh yes, occasionally he's very boisterous.'

Pirouettes

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

'I love dogs. I love kids. But when they come in alone I'm not going to get paid."

'They waltzed in, stole the cash, and waltzed out again...'

'It's sad to see a good dog go bad.'

'He must be pleased with me. He's wagging his finger.'

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Cat House

Iceskater creating hole in the ice with his skates.

"I'm still working on my keyboarding skills."