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A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'He does.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Ventriloquist Grave

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Writer Puppet

"My client will not answer that question as it presupposes his sanity."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'