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A Puppet Named Juan

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Leslie Caron.

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'He does.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Ventriloquist Grave

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'Just reading the minutes back will be sufficient.'

"I've called you here to discuss some issues because this big sissy didn't have the guts."

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'And to think I was worried it'd be lonely at the top!'

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

Writer Puppet

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

'Are you hiding something from me? Is there someone else?'