Pirouette Prodigy T-Shirts

Ballet Beggar.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Prince

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

Swan Lake Auditions

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party