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Ballet Beggar.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Viola player coming through!"

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

'This course is a great ego builder.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

'Sixteen home runs, 34 runs batted in, and nine stolen bases. I'd call that being good.'

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

Prince

Swan Lake Auditions

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"