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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

A lesson in wit

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

"This better be important."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

Prince

'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

Swan Lake Auditions

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Nasty Accident.

Acme Skydiving School.

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Pirouettes

Ballet Beggar.

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"