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Ballet Shoes

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

A lesson in wit

"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

'Hello - I've been parachuted in to save the bank.'

"This better be important."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"So good to be out of that flying death trap."

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'What home project? I just want to get a wine label off.'

'zzz... nyarrrgh... fwa... ...ack... k... na...graa...' - '' - 'I just had the worst dream...' - '' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - ''

Prince

Swan Lake Auditions

'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

'Next time the captain says to turn off your cell phone, just do it!'

Nasty Accident.

Acme Skydiving School.

'This free running craze is becoming a plague.'

Pirouettes

Ballet Beggar.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"