Pirouette Perfectionist Gifts

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Twirling Dancer

Ballerina

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

Surreal ale

Husband bakes a pie

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"I asked folks to bring whatever they want, so now we have ten tubs of guacamole, no chips, and eight cases of the most obnoxiously flavored hard seltzer."

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Quality Contorl.

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

Ventriloquist's fete

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

"Page 33, line 4..."

Ballet shoes balancing on a telephone wire

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Pie

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

Mount Everest.

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'