Pirouette Enthusiast Gifts

Pirouettes

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

Iceskater creating hole in the ice with his skates.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Turn, turn and turn.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Picking pastries.

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Are we there yet?'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"As I was only saying the other day..."