Pirouette Enthusiast Pillows

Pirouettes

Iceskater creating hole in the ice with his skates.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Remote control pirate bully

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

On holiday.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Cat Nip.

Turn, turn and turn.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Piracy on a boating lake

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

We'll have Manhattans...

The Dubloon Stops Here

Picking pastries.

Pina Coladas

'Are we there yet?'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"An everything Martini, please."

"As I was only saying the other day..."