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'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

Swan Lake Auditions

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

Ballet Beggar.

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Pirouettes

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'

Ballet Shoes

"I warn you, Collinsworth, I'm a very determined woman."