Pirouette Pursuer Mugs

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'Nobody seems to bother me anymore since I won this.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Please use next mountain.

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Swan Lake Auditions

Those two ballerinas are so competitive! It's "war of the whirls"!

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"We might as well go back, he says it's lonely at the top."

Ballet Beggar.

"I finally acquired enough wealth to buy nearly anything I want but I can't remember what it was I wanted."

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."

'It's a social-climbing wall.'

Pirouettes

'The results came back negative. You won't ‘just die' if you don't get that new designer handbag.'

'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'

"I wanted a job with a few perks."