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'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"That'll be five bucks."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Senta jumps into the sea

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Saxophone Player.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Drummer

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Jumping cheerleaders

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Juggler and Illusionist

The circus diver.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"