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The Death of Pierrot

Welcome to the 3rd annual mime convention

Bobby

Ribbon Dance

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Showbiz Awards

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Pirate

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Extreme miming"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Cow Show Tunes

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Bravo!"

Silly wig.

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"