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"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

In, out, shake it all about.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Interpretive napping

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Performance In The Bedroom

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

Ham-Dram

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

"They're texting it in."

Pottery Slam

'Oooh, I see we have a celebrity among us tonight.'

Guitarist

Brass Band

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.