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"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

In, out, shake it all about.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

Interpretive napping

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Performance In The Bedroom

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

Shower curtain call.

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

Funding Cuts for the Arts

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Pottery Slam

"They're texting it in."

Mime Flash Mobs.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

Actor talking to unimpressed child

Ham-Dram

'Oooh, I see we have a celebrity among us tonight.'

Guitarist

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Brass Band

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"I've been on the stage now for 35 years..."