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"Gah! Too many people!"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Ranch Dressing

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Maternity ward on the farm.

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Fishing for Peace.

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

Scarecrow.

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."