Pirouette Performers Mugs

Swan Lake Auditions

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

Guitarist

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

"Leave my private parts alone, and I'll let you exploit me as a talking cat."

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

"My daughter tells me that you work in the entertainment industry?"

"Okay. . . Where DID the elephant go?. . ."

Pirate

Busker ignored because of the rise of MP3 players.

Prince

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

Pirouettes

Music

Ballet Beggar.

'Now you're just showing off, Jesus!'

Bath Juggler

Neat Trick.

Ballet Shoes

'George just can't help himself....He has to 'act-up' in front of a camera!'

Gavin had felt a caling since he was a puppy. His time spent at the Royal Ballet had paid off and now nothing could stop him...

Ballerina

Twirling Dancer

"Oh, look, honey! It's Rick, my shrink. Hey, Rick! Over here! It's me, Larry! Rick! Rick! Rick!!"

Normally, Maureen's Timing was Excellent